Thursday, May 1, 2025

My Award Winners in Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk


 

I first read Please Kill Me: An Oral History of Punk by Gillian McCain and Legs McNeil soon after it came out in 1996. I was very interested in the environment and people in it, but I don’t recall thinking about it much as a piece of writing.

Having just reread it in an e-copy of the 20th Anniversary Eidtion (with an updated index of names) because my friend Adam Deutsch was reading it, it now strikes me as one of the best books about rock and roll that I know, constantly fascinating and energetic. It doesn’t have much to say about the music as such, but it captures the personalities and the culture of U.S. East Coast (and some British) punk with a level of perceptiveness that comes from the people involved in that culture.

I was making a lot of lists in my head as I read it, just for my own fun and interest. So here are the people in the book who are my Award Winners in various categories. Like all lists, don’t even try to take it too seriously.


BIGGEST JERKS

Lou Reed
Johnny Rotten
“Handsome” Dick Manitoba
(Controversial Honorable Mention: Patti Smith)


BIGGEST GENIUS

Iggy Pop


MOST COMPLETELY DOOMED DRUG ADDICTS

Connie Gripp
Nancy Spungen
Johnny Thunders
Sid Vicious
Jerry Nolan


HOW CAN THEY POSSIBLY STILL BE ALIVE IN 2025?

Iggy Pop


MOST INSCRUTABLE

Patti Smith
Richard Hell


MOST DANGEROUS TO OTHERS

Dee Dee Ramone
Connie Gripp
“Handsome” Dick Manitoba
Jerry Nolan


BEST INSTRUMENTALISTS
Johnny Thunders
Robert Quine


SADDEST STORIES

Sid Vicious
Nancy Spungen
Connie Gripp
Nico

BIGGEST MANIACS

Dee Dee Ramone
Connie Grip
“Handsome” Dick Manitoba
Iggy Pop
Stiv Bators


SANE AND REASONABLE PEOPLE

Deborah Harry
Wayne Kramer
Patti Smith (nearly)
Richard Hell (nearly)

I’m sure I’m missing some names that should be on this list, and some categories too, but that’s what I have so far. There are a lot of lesser known names that might reasonably be featured here too.